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By: Chris Davenport
During the ‘Ring of Fire’ Tour, we had many lighthearted moments out there on the volcanoes. Here are a few select quotes that always seem to make us laugh:
Mt. Shasta-
Super fan: “Is Chris Davenport in here? “
Dav “Yes.”
Super Fan: “Can I get a photo? Oh, and is that Daron Rahlves? Can I get a photo with him too?”
Dav: “Dude! It’s 3:30 in the morning and Daron is in his underwear.”
Super Fan: “So?”
…6 hours later…
“Jess, you may be taking it one volcano at a time. Right now, I’m taking it one step at a time.” -Daron Rahlves.
Mt. McLoughlin-
“This is my favorite volcano so far.” – Jess McMillan (she said that every day)
Mt. Thielsen-
“What did you call that repelling technique? The two shits grip?” - Jess
“What are you talking about?” - Dav
“You said that technique was the two shits grip. I assumed that meant that if it didn’t work, you would have to clean your pants out twice.” – Jess
Mt. Bachelor-
“This is my first time doing this. Do you think I will be alright?” Random dude we met camping on the summit.
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